Total Medals Earned: 238 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,385 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (20/145 points)
Watched the first flash
You did okay but that's all you did
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You picked up a few points, good for you!
Looked at the credits, thanks.
Well, that was pretty bad!
Not worth as much as gold, but still valuable!
We golden
Blew your whistle correctly!
I look forward to your review!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (35/35 points)
kill the guy with baton
play the game!
kill the guy with pistol!
kill the guy with your sword
Kill the orange man guy with the uzi!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (110/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
complete the game
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
find secret room
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
Medals Earned: 8/23 (60/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (70/275 points)
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/115 points)
Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers